the worm song

lots of people will know variants on this I am sure...the version I know is this:

ooOOoo "nobody likes me

everybody hates me

I'm going down the garden to eat worms

long, thin, slimy ones,

short, fat, furry ones,

gooey, gooey, gooey, gooey worms.

the long, thin, slimy ones slip down easily,

the short, fat, furry ones stick,

the short, fat, furry ones stick yo your thrat and the juice goes slurp, slurp, slurp

so

bite of the heads, and suck out the juice, and throw the skins away,

everybody wonders how I survive on a hundred worms a day" OOooOO

have you heard the worm song?

nobody likes me, everybody hates me
guess i'll go eat worms
*stuff i don't remember*
first one was slimy, second one was grimy, third and fourth came up!

nobody likes me, everybody hates me
guess i'll go eat worms
long thin slimy ones
short fat juicy ones
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms
down goes the first one
down goes the second one
oh how they wiggle and squirm
long thin slimy ones
short fat juicy ones
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms
up cpmes the first one
up comes the second one
oh how they wiggle and squirm
long thin slimy ones
short fat juicy ones
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

Might as well go eat worms

Fat ones skinny ones even itty bity ones

Watch 'em squeam and squirm

Bite their heads off suck their guts out

Throw away all the rest

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

Might as well go eat worms!

They call me Dr. Worm, good.... hey, wait a minute.....

It has been my themesone since before most of you were born. In college my friend Lauren used to call me a vermiphage.

and, see, i've never heard of the bloody thing. *grumble* :D

s'alright... I haven't either.

The worms go in the worms go out
The worms play peaknukle on your snout
There's one little worm that's not too shy
He'll crawl in your ear and out your eye
Your stomach will turn a slimy green
Your puss'll pour out like whipped cream
You'll spread it on bread
And that's what you'll eat when your dead.

...Isn't that lovely? :o)

There are two reasons you might not have heard of it.

1. You live in England.
2. Everybody loves you.

I'll vote for the second.

I like one from the Muppet Show, which was probably from other stuff.

There's a new sound, the newest sound around, the strangest sound that you have ever heard
Not like a wild boar, or a jungle lion's roar, it isn't like the cry of any bird
But this new sound is deep down in the ground, and everybody listens to it squirm
Because this new sound, so deep down in the ground, is the sound that's made by worms!

These are the Worms I Know

Why, that's on the Very First Second Muppet Show Album!

Dr. Teeth: Can you believe it? The frog wants us to dance on a phonograph record.

Janice: Reeeaaaally. I'd rather dance on the flooooooor.

well of course it must be the second then, because siobhan's obviously heard of it, and siobhan lives in england. *g* ;)

ditto!

this forum topic disturbs and upsets me.

there shall be no more discussion of eating worms.

sincerely, wormy.

:P

funny how when iposted this no-one realised it was because i related to it at the time....oh well off to eat some more worms...

Perhaps a very special worm... a very famous worm...

oO They call me Dr. Worm... Oo