3+inches

Are you getting my mail by mistake? :-)

I don't know but I've been reasonably assured (through the same email) that the reason my relationships are not happy creatures is because of my lack of physical size. Sadness. If only I had known, I could have called that number in Cayman Islands for $50/minute and... wait, that wouldn't have helped.

Well, I could have emailed the address that they supplied and asked where I could hook up with... oh... it's a faked address.

Well, then I could go to my local distributor of johnson enlarging devices and... oh, there isn't anything like that locally.

Well, that's it. I'm doomed to failure in all my relationships... Thank you for reminding me spam ;)

...oh...and there's another 200 messages to go before my inbox is clean... great...