The Garbanzo's

We are Garbanzo!

 

Be one of the few and the proud! Be a Garbanzo!

 

For those of you who are Garbanzo's let me know if there needs to be any changes made to this list.

 

PRO                                                               ANTI

 

Moxy Fruvous                                            Troc

 

Supers                                                          RIAA

 

Goats                                                            MPAA

 

Sluggy                                                          Ice-berg lettuce

 

Humus                                                          Britney

 

Barbershop                                                  Barbershop

 

Yo Yo Ma                                                    Yanni

 

Geggy Tah                                                  Folk Nazi's

 

Anime                                                          American Football

 

Baseball                                                     Major League

 

Kevin Smith                                               DEA

 

Michael Jackson                                      Jacko

 

Frisbee                                                      Country club

 

Pool                                                          Golf

 

Silly wigs                                                 Toupee

 

Curling                                                    Wall-to-wall carpeting

 

Rugs                                                        Miller's Kosher Cheese

 

Tin whistle                                              Jian on tin whistle

 

Banjo's                                                    Dueling banjo's

 

South Jersey                                          North Jersey

 

Real Maple syrup                                  Pancake syrup

 

Jasmine tea                                            Chai tea

 

Jolt Cola                                                  Jolt Cola

 

Heterosexual                                          Straight

 

Bisexual                                                  Cheese food product

 

Homosexual                                           Fruvous Hiatus

 

Frucon thong                                        No one seeing your undies

 

Jolt Thong                                             Racoon's (evil semi allies)

 

Reality                                                    Reality TV

 

Hockey                                                   Stupid Customers

 

Folk music                                              Telemarketing

 

Simpsons                                                Stupid people

 

   Fun work                                            Work that makes you want to kill  
                                                                yourself and your co-workers

 

Orange

 

Well made cheese

 

Accordion

 

Stickers

 

Bandaids

 

Top Ramen

 

Green River

 

Altoid citrus sours

 

Mountain dew

 

Mountain dew code red

 

Random thoughts                   

JOSH!!! Why did these not stay in the nice straight lines I had them in when I did it? I'm too German for these wavy lines! :^P

Wow... we really do need more things to oppose. Can we start with stupid customers?

I second that!

Sounds good to me. And telemarketers. But not students calling alumni for donations. That's not telemarketing.

No, but it's just as bad. We hate that too.

I'm not anti-telemarketers, but I am anti-telemarketing. Are we all good with that?

But... but... ohhhhh *hangs her head in shame*

Oh, definitely. I certainly don't hold it against the poor people who have to do it for a living.

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YAY CURLING!!! why can't we have cool sports like that in the states? argh. stupid sports. i stayed up till like 2am to watch the curling on CNBC and MSNBC during the olympics. i made my entire family sit through some of it that i'd taped and i explained all the rules and everything. MUAHAHAHA. CURLING ROCKS! (hahaha...curling rocks...get it? i guess it should be "curling stones", though, eh? but...umm...i don't smoke, sooooo....)

What about stupid people in general?

ahhh.. customers! I agree. :)

anti-having to go to work!

Oh! Poor Nate! I'm sorry you have to go to work and you don't want to.. but.. umm, I like working. I love going to work. We'd have to go for the pro and anti for that one.

Oh fiiine then. :P

how about pro-work that is fun and anti-work that makes you want to kill yourself and your cow-orkers?

Sounds good too me

Actually, I'm not anti-work... I love work... I'm just anti job-with-fixed-schedule.

Oh Nate you are my, white, or black, The opposite of whatever I am! I've always wanted a job with a super organized schedule saying "This is what you do from the moment you get in to the moment you walk out." Or.. actually, maybe I wouldn't like that. I hate it when people tell me to grab something for them. I'm all like "Don't tell me what to do, you fuck!" All they had to do was say "Could you please hand me that?" And there wouldn't have been a problem. Does that make me an anal retentive? According to psycho girl.. erm.. my roomate, it does.

My point being!!! I hate it when people tell me what to do, and that's what a super strict schedule would be doing, so I probably wouldn't do well with it.

Yeah, you certainly wouldn't where I work, then. heh VERY strict adherance to schedule.

Yick @ strict adherance to schedule.

AMEN! We are anti-schedule adherance

Anti - Not getting enough sleep.

Oh and Anti-Having to get out of bed.