Okay, I'm going to jump aboard the bandwagon and
start a
quotations section here.
"This has got to be the only place in the world where someone can
be swinging a dead mouse around while
talking and
no-one will even look twice." -Carol at the Toronto Wildlife Centre
"Vyxqui, you really are a cookie." -Ben
"And old married couples should never date!" -Jenny
"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal." -Calvin
"I think we just generate hilarity." -Danny
"I spent all of yesterday throwing up. I got really good at it toward
the end!" -Martina Sorbara
"DIE, SQUEE, YOU SLOVENLY ARTICHOKE!" -Leah
"According to my calculations chocolate accounts for 60 percent of
the average woman's diet. The other 40 being man soul."
- Hotnit
"This man is a genius!" -Dick Solomon on Dr. Seuss
"Lina is the prime example of a "womyn"! Loud and obnoxious! Hey
maybe
I'm a womyn?" - Hotnit again
"That's 'cause you're a drummer! And drummers are not human!"