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Rob Balder
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Balder |
| First Visit: |
Aug 19, 1999 |
| Last Visit: |
Mon, Nov 3, 2014, 8:05pm |
| Location: | Richmond, VA | | Homepage: | http://www.PartiallyClips.com | | About You: | I dropped by out of nostalgia. Today (June 2, 2014) the King of Spain abdicated, and it put me on a Früvous kick.
These days I write a webcomic called Erfworld.
I miss the lads.
The complete lyrics to "Moo Time," the parody of "Boo Time"
that I performed at FrüCon IV with
Frülie and Edelstein. Here they are:
MOO TIME
Moo.
Moo.
Moooooo.
Moooooo.
MOOOO
OOO!
Moo.
I hear a moo cow.
I hear a moo cow.
I hear a moo cow,
We're grazin' now.
Farmer Brown poundin' down a Lowenbraü,
And everybody knows
what time it is.
(Time it is...)
It's Moo Time.
It's
Moo Time.
When every bovine bats her eyes,
Flicks
her fanny to fend off flies,
Pastoral pastures,
pasteurized,
Half 'n half's homogenized,
It's Moo Time!
It's Moo Time!
Cause every mammal lets it
loose,
Produces pap for her papoose,
The moose, the
mongoose, the masseuse,
Induce the use of their moo-juice!
Somethin' that you carry
Home from the local
dairy,
Completely ordinary,
With orange juice, eggs and
bread I said!
Moodelee moo, moo-moo-moo-
moo.
Moodelee Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo-moo-
moo-moo-moo.
Moodelee moo, moodelee moo, moodelee
moodelee moo.
Moo, moo-moo-mooo, moo-moo-mooo!
Tutti-fruity!
(Tutti-fruity)
Sticky treat!
(Sticky treat)
I. Scream!
(You. Scream)
I scream!
(You scream)
I scream!
(You scream)
Hey!
Chip Ahoy, Chip Ahoy!
*audience
repeat*
Klondike Bar!
*audience repeat*
Put on the
tea pot!
*audience repeat*
Wipe off the cream clot!
*audience repeat*
Give the man a chip for the cheesy
dip.
Give the man a chip for the cheesy dip.
Give the man
a chip for the cheesy dip.
Give the man a chip for the cheesy
dip!
Hey! Somethin' that you carry,
Home from the
local dairy.
The parody is scary.
Cause it came from my
head, I said!
It's not forbidden to be "half 'n
half!"
Don't decaffeinate your fatted calf!
It's Moo Time!
It's MOOOOoo Time!
I said it's Moo Time!
Ohhhhhh...
Moodelee MOO!
Moodelee
MOO!
Moodelee moo-moo-moo!
IT'S MOO!
IT'S MOO!
IT'S MOO!
*collapse*
[ALTERNATE
ENDING (NOT PERFORMED):]
Moodelee MOO!
Moodelee MOO!
Moodelee moo-moo-moo!
IT'S MOO!
IT'S MOO!
IT'S...
I like to keep it in the
refrigerator.
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