Wackynyms

Googlewacks made me think about Wackynyms. that is the conceit that all names are really acronyms and you have to figure out what they really stand for. For instance Moxy Fruvous is short for Men Of Xenophilic Yearning For Really Unhibited Vixens Of Unusual Salaciousness. Can you think of some good ones?

My ordinary xylophone yelped for rude UberCanadians villifying oxen up-stage.

A classic that my best friend made up on his first visit to an IHOP:

I Hate Old People.

Malicious Orphans Xeroxing Yams For Rampant Urban Villains On Underwear Street...?

Gordon Only Really Does Opium Now, Never Any Serious Heroin

:)

Who told you my secret ?-)

Can Anyone Really Expose You? :)

*chokesnort*

-- Pauley

Retards Attempting Poetry

Please -�All Unicorns, Let Egrets Yoink

I dunno.

Ack! No! Don't Reveal Everything Already!

Melissa ordered X yards fabric. Reinhard used Vika's old unwieldy sewing machine on xbxfruhead's yellow frock. Reckon usage values one-hundred units/sawbuck. Money owed X&Co. yearly, for random upsets (vacuuming or untangling services, mostly) or Xtra Yowser Freebies^TM retails us one-hundred US$.

Mark on XY form real usage variable of utility statement.

That's a sentiment that the world needs to follow more often :-)

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